Watch the Illinois Goat Who Got Trapped Inside of a Bulldozer
I'm not really sure how to explain what I've just witnessed. In the simplest terms, it's a goat in Illinois who somehow managed to get himself trapped inside of a bulldozer. Yes, it's a goat IN a dozer. Really.
I'll let this dude attempt to explain his situation:
I just noticed the goat stuck in the dozer. I lifted the blade to get it out from under the dozer
NOTE: this guy uses some salty NSFW words which I suppose is understandable since it's quite shocking to learn that your goat and dozer are now one. Mute is your friend on this video share if you have kids and/or other sensitive people/co-workers around.
The comments on YouTube have been a weird mixture of concerned and twisted. While some have expressed worry about what happened to the goat, others are offering recipes for the goat after his potential demise. It's a strange world we live in.
It's worth mentioning that this goat in a dozer debacle happened in Montrose, Illinois which is downstate to the east of St. Louis. Feel free to make up your own downstate Illinois jokes.
There is no confirmation of what happened to little Billy after the video ended. Let's hope that he found his way out of the dozer so we can restore our hope in humanity.