You never know when you'll run into a vampire in Missouri. That's why it's a good thing that there's a real vampire killing kit to protect you against the forces of darkness that you can road trip and see.

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What's in a real vampire killing kit (the Missouri version)?

If you really want to strike fear into the damned that seek out human victims, you need the following:

  • A late 1800's pistol
  • Silver bullets (isn't that for werewolves?)
  • An ivory crucifix
  • Garlic balls (balls...really?)
  • A wooden stake (not steak unfortunately)
  • A special serum created by a late 1800's Missouri doctor

Where can you see this real (Missouri) vampire killing kit?

Ripley's Believe It or Not in Branson, Missouri which was visited by a popular YouTuber somewhat recently. It gets good just past the 5 minute mark when the real vampire killing kit makes its appearance.

If you're thinking "hey, I'd love to see what a real vampire killing kit looks like so I can make my own someday", you're in luck. Ripley's Believe It or Not is located at 3326 W 76 Country Blvd in Branson, Missouri.

The reviews on TripAdvisor are generally good although no one sadly mentions the vampire killing kit specifically averaging around 4 out of 5 stars by visitors. Perhaps those that have left reviews have never had to deal with the Prince of Darkness in Missouri. Otherwise, they likely would have been much more impressed with this unique vampire elimination package.

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