pigs

Good luck trying to catch this little Missouri pig. Her name is Daisy and a new video share shows that she moves faster than greased lightning.

I've tried to come up with some deep thought about what this video means. The simple fact is that I can't. It's a Missouri piglet that just won't say off of the family sofa and that's it.

I could have saved this person a ton of time. A fancy new map declares that (*wait for it*) we have a lot of cows here in the tri-states. Yes, someone really devoted time out of their day to figuring this least surprising news ever out.

I must confess that I have never ever wondered about this, but thanks to an online share I now know what the nicknames of Missouri and Illinois would be if we were pigs.