Cows

Some calves are hogs. Seriously. I can prove it with video showing a Missouri calf who hogs the cow sprinkler all to herself. Her name is Loona and Loona doesn't share. At all.

It began when a cow made a break for freedom. The result was a chase down an interstate where a bovine had to be lassoed by cowboys that chased her down. The whole episode was captured on video by someone in a helicopter.

When I think of bulls, I think of "run". That's just me. Perhaps I should have brought a green ball with me based on a new video that shows a bull named Hershey who happens to be having the time of his life with one.

If you're a parent, you realize it's hard to get alone time. It's kind of the same when you're a farmer trying to fish as a new video share proves.

Have you ever had kids that escaped at night so they could go to a party? Imagine that, but with cows. A Ring doorbell cam captured the moment when a cow who went rogue ended up marching up and down the neighbor's porch in the middle of the night.

If you live in Illinois or Missouri, this is just one of the many things that can happen during your morning commute. A lone cow who got loose put a stop to vehicles recently because he/she can.

I've heard it said that the most successful people aren't limited by what others think of them. That must also apply to mules as I've found one who thinks he's a horse and herds cows. I have video proof of this.

I could have saved this person a ton of time. A fancy new map declares that (*wait for it*) we have a lot of cows here in the tri-states. Yes, someone really devoted time out of their day to figuring this least surprising news ever out.

Thanks to videos that get constantly shared on the internet, I'm beginning to think the world is become like the Charlotte's Web book. Animals as friends is making me believe animals can really talk. I present this midwestern cow and cat as further evidence of my point.

And now for something completely different. I present to you a cow in Burlington, Iowa that absolutely loves donuts because why not?