World’s Worst Time Traveler Predicts Missouri Mosquito Apocalypse

It's no secret that mosquitos are a big nuisance in Missouri, but if the world's worst time traveler is correct, it's about to get way worse.

My favorite time traveler on TikTok (and that's quite a compliment) is Eno Alaric, the "radiant time traveler". He's just made another prediction of 5 big events that will happen in 2025. The one you're gonna wanna pay attention to is his prediction for May 22, 2025 when he claims giant mosquitos are incoming to Missouri. They will (allegedly) be twice the size of humans.

If Eno is correct (spoiler alert - he's not), mosquitos in Missouri will double in size next May. There's just one small problem with his giant mosquito prediction. To my knowledge, Eno has never been right about any of his futuristic predictions. He's predicted everything from tsunamis to English-speaking dragons making an appearance to a huge tornado destroying New Orleans this past Spring. Last time I checked, none of these predictions have come true.

I do recommend following Eno on TikTok as he seems like a nice and entertaining fellow. Just don't worry about buying mosquito repellent in 30 gallon drums to prepare for the Missouri mosquito apocalypse of 2025.